my so-called dream

Dear young, up-and-coming actresses,

Don’t smoke. 

It really does age you. You will have the voice of a 70-year-old man and the skin of an old leather hand bag. You will end up costing a production nearly $50,000 on visual effects to remove all the lines from your face and make you look half decent and attractive.

(This is literally what we’ve just had to do on our movie for one of the supposed hottest new actresses of 2012. Ridiculous.)